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I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive.

So I win.

Created on 2000-09-12 17:07:51 (#15039), last updated 2009-08-18

4,114 comments received, 2,423 comments posted

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Name:God wants people to have stomachs!
Birthdate:1986-09-16
Location:Minnesota, United States
Website:Yo! Project
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who you gonna be
if you can't be yourself
you can't get it from TV
you can't force it on
anybody else
-Ani Difranco

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-Oscar Wilde

If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
- Kurt Vonnegut

I was like "Am I gay? Am I straight?" And I realized . . . I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?
- Margaret Cho

VIVA MYSELF!
- Jun Matsumoto, my American Idol.

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Hello. I am Liana, a 22-year-old film student currently attending Minneapolis Community and Technical College. I will get my BA in two yearsish, teach in Japan for a year, get a soul sucking office job, save my money and pay off my loans, move to L.A., and become the next Joss Whedon. My whole life is mapped out, I barely even need to live it! In reality I will fail completely and move back to my hometown to continue my very fine family tradition of alcoholism.

I am a very creative person, which means nothing other than my ridiculous egotism is matched only by my soul-crushing insecurity and I just recently gained most basic social skills. I am the eldest of a family of three and my siblings are the most important things to me in the world. They are both brilliant, brilliant people and when we get together it's wittier and more entertaining than any comedy show you can think of. I have a mother who never felt the need to grow up and lives high school over and over, only she calls it "The Elks Lodge." My father is a male version of me without the pseudo-ambition. He has a wife that leaves a bad taste in my mouth but, at least, she has four kids I am proud to call my step-siblings, even if I never see them in an effort to avoid sad wife of father's.

I am poor, I am frustrated, I am whiny as hell. I really am a happy person, swear to god.
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LJ Talkvivamyself@livejournal.com
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Windows Live ID master_narushaketo@hotmail.comLJ Messenger Status: offline

Schools:

Birch Grove Elementary School - Brooklyn Park, MN (1993 - 1999)
Brooklyn Junior High School - Brooklyn Park, MN (1999 - 2002)
Park Center High School - Brooklyn Park, MN (2002 - 2005)
North Hennepin Community College - Brooklyn Park, MN (2006 - 2007)
Minneapolis Community and Technical College - Minneapolis, MN (2008 - present)
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